hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

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thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

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walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

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prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

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arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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