necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

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if you see a plus sign next to my url when someone reblogged something from me click on it and you will become a millionaire trust me this is not a scam

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jakemalik:

I wish real life was more like the show adventure time

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burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

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ingroan:

i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

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snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

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  • me: are there any spirits here?
  • ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o

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dallassalad:

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now you have a transparent picture to drag to the inbox button to make it look like you have messages

this is the saddest thing i have ever seen

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fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

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