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exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie

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u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

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pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

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futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

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